Erow Interracial Relations

Erow are wary of their own reputation for being exceptional mates and are usually guarded against other races when it comes to interpersonal circumstances. Regarding trade, diplomacy, and other more official interactions, the erow can be quite helpful and accommodating, but not always.

Other races tend to become self-conscious around erow, either about their own appearance, their talents if they are a performer, or in general. As such, other races tend to avoid and look down on the erow, thinking of them as promiscuous heathens who do nothing but criticize music, stories, and entertainment that isn't theirs. All while patronizing erow bars and brothels when no one is looking. The truth is, they are just more knowledgeable about entertainment and its craft and are just more sensitive to its errors, but this explanation is typically ignored in light of hurt feelings.

Erow viewpoints and advice about other races:

• Humans: Young and gullible. Shag when they're young not when they're old, suggest new things because they probably haven't heard of it.
• Dwarves: Hairy and roudy. Paper bag suit, go drinking often.
• Elves (High): Snooty and prudish. Look but do not shag, they totally suck at it.
• Elves (Wood): Gross and messy. Shag outdoors, try for rough sex.
• Elves (Dark): Egotistical and the whiny version of emo. Shag only if you like BDSM, femdom, and dying since they hate all other elves for no good reason and have almost no imagination beyond BDSM and femdom. Avoid if arachnophobic.
• Elves (Sea): Wet and salty. Shag underwater, three dimensional sex is the best.
• Elves (general): Old and pretty. Shag if they aren't an asshole.
• Eladrin: Magical and old. Shag hard and often, ask them about their feystep.
• Gnomes: Bizarrely kinky and perverted. Shag asap.
• Halflings: Borderline pedophilia. Shag with them on top so you don't crush them.
• Orcs: Gross rapists. Shag then kill.
• Goblins: Too small and dumb to shag. Kill.
• Gnolls: Borderline beastiality. Shag with them chained to a wall so they don't bite or scratch you.
• Giants: Big in every sense. Must shag before you die.
• Animals: No.
• Vermin: Wtf!? No.
• Monstrous Humanoid: Weird and sometimes gross. Find the genitals, shag, and report your findings after bathing thoroughly.
• Elementals: I can't even-. If you somehow shag one you deserve a medal.
• Undead: Hell. No.
• Undead (Vampire): Hell. Yes.
• Constructs: Clunky and usually cold. Get a gnome to help you plan a strategy so you don't get cut to pieces, then have it shag you until you pass out, die, or both.
• Ooze: Sticky and gross. Find and shag by any means necessary. No shame in dying to one of these as long as you scored.
• Outsider (good): Chatty and annoying. Ball-gag.
• Outsider (evil): Chatty and annoying. Ball-gag and anti-magic spell.
• Outsider (Succubus): Hot and evil. Take great care in making sure they don't eat your soul as it's kind of their thing (don't ask), then magically bind them so you can shag them forever. They make the best love-slaves.
• Abberation: Bet you can't.
• Dragon: Bet you will. Bring friends and paint a picture if you can.

Viewpoints about erow:

• Humans: If you can find a way into Aprhosia, then move there. Permanently.
• Dwarves: Better company than most elves since they don't whine about the trees most of the time.
• Elves (High): A perverted and debauched type of elf, it is well that they have their own plane where they can't bother us anymore.
• Elves (Wood): Color elves want sex outside lots. Like to be hurt for some reason.
• Elves (Dark): Judgmental and intolerant about other people's fetishes. They criticize BDSM too harshly.
• Elves (Sea): They look at us funny and when we're around they seem to buy up all the water-breathing amulets.
• Elves (general): Go to them if you're hosting a bachelor party but don't be seen with them.
• Eladrin: They never stop asking about the gods-damned fey-step.
• Gnomes: 10/10, would bang again.
• Halflings: They look at us funny, almost like they're deciding something.
• Orcs: Creepy and not much fun to breed with, they like it too much.
• Goblins: Elf-folk be dick-heads yo!
• Gnolls: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOR! (They like kink a bit too much, they also kill us a lot)
• Giants: We honestly don't know what they expect to accomplish by attempting to sleep with us. How could that ever work anyways?
• Animals: *Moo.*
• Vermin: (Eat, breed, die, #vermin_life)
• Monstrous Humanoid: They're creepy and are always trying to figure out how to mate with us.
• Elementals: (Elemental sounds)
• Undead: :'(
• Undead (Vampire): Oh hell no! Not those assholes again! If you screw one (just....why!?), please for the love of all that is unholy do not embrace one. Last thing we need is one of them stuck in the vampire community for even longer than they already live.
• Constructs: :)
• Ooze: *glub*
• Outsider (good): They're really into sex and don't seem to like us very much.
• Outsider (evil): They're annoying and are harder to manipulate than you'd think.
• Outsider (Succubus): Fuck that shit. Nope nope nope.
• Abberation: Bet you can't.
• Dragon: They aren't even fun to terrorize because instead of running from you, they chase you down to ask if they can mate with you.